Freak Show : Movie Review : Nurse 3D (2014)

Nurse 3D is campy, gory fun

Director : Doug Aarniokoski
Starring : Paz de la Huerta, Katrina Bowden, Corbin Bleu, Judd Nelson
Distributed by : Lionsgate
Release Date : August 28, 2013 (Zurich)
February 7, 2014 (United States)

Plot: By day, Abby Russell is a dedicated nurse. By night, she uses her body to lure cheating men to their brutal deaths and expose them for who they really are. But after spending a hot, intimate night with Danni Rodgers, a nurse she had been mentoring, she becomes obsessed to her and it doesn't go very well.

Gratuitous Sex and Nudity All The Way

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One thing that I'm sure every one of us will surely love about this film is it's gratuitous sex and nudity. Don't start off with Paz Dela Huerta. I mean, almost every scene she has in this movie has her naked. You see her a lot, walking around with her tits pulling everyone's attention.
Then, there's the sex. We even have Judd Nelson banging on a young nurse across the glass window of his office (I mean, seriously? Who in the sane mind would do that at work? Wait... Yeah. I got you).

He's definitely heartbroken tonight.

Non-stop Gore
Another thing that I totally loved about this film is it's excessive gore. From it's opening scene where a man's dick gets sliced off and bleeds profusely, who eventually gets thrown from the rooftop and falls right into these sharp iron poles. It is just so bloody and messy. But as a horror afficionado myself, I can't deny that I love it.
Every single drop of blood.

Campy Tone

The look. Paz Dela Heurta as Nurse Abby Russell.

After watching the film, you wont help but notice the campy tone all through out the film. From the weird way Paz Dela Huerta talks to the way she taunts her victims.
So even if the film lacks with scares, it uses it's camp tone to provide the fun in the movie.
But all of these actually makes the whole film more enjoyable. I mean, it doesn't really take itself so seriously which makes it more fun to watch.You'll find humor every step of the way.

Killer Nurse

The only problem that I have in this movie, though is the fact that everyone thought that this was all about a psycho nurse who lures men using her looks and kills them. Well, it started out that way. But during the next few minutes of the film, it turns into a girl obsessed with another girl movie. So imagine The Roommate (2011) with Leighton Meester in a nurse uniform, crazy with another female colleague. That's what this movie really is.
That was kinda disappointing considering that a killer nurse would have been a really cool concept to play with.

Verdict:
Although it turned out to be an entirely different movie than what I have originally expected and it may lag at times, but I still loved this film. It's really fun to watch if you're looking for some crazy good time.